January 2012
ui funckin love new year ohm my gid
birthofasong-deathofadream:
i am quiet drunk and i love hannah for inviting me and i danced like s lut apulle d my friend mikey ioops he got the wrong idea it was only a kiss IT WAS ONLY A KISSSSS JEALOUSY TURNING SFIUDWGPICBW;EFB;QWC;KWC BUT IT’S HJ7UST THE PRICS I PAY DESTINY IS CALLING M E OPEN UP MY EAGER EYEES COS IM MR BRIGHTSIDEEE
GOOD MORNING GOOD EVENING GOODNIGHT I’MMA GO GET SOME...
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
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You guys know what I'M doing on NYE?
Talking to some of my best friends about my boobs.
Aw yeeeeeee.
December 2011
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
dykeordead:
50 minutes left! :3
7 hours and 42 minutes to go. :)
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Conversation with my friend on Facebook.
Friend: Heather!!
Me: TINA!! (His name is actually Joe, but I call him Tina. Long story.)
Friend: What are you doing tonight? Anything fun?
Me: Sitting on my ass.
Friend: Ah boooo. you should be drinking.
Me: Car's broke, I'm broke and you know I don't really drink.
Friend: Right. Like that time you got drunk and came into work dead.
Me: Well, there's an exception to every rule.
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I don't know what I'm going to do when school...
I’ve been getting an average of 11 hours of sleep for every 24 hours. I say that instead of every day or every night because my sleeping schedule is absolutely retarded.
I’m not sure why I’ve actually slept so much. I mean, I’ve always needed more sleep than most people, but I don’t know why I have excessively.
I think my excessive sleeping all boils down to this:
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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zmaskm replied to your post: zmaskm replied to your post: I’m absolutely…
You’re alive, with all your limbs and senses, living in a house, with the luxury of the internet. Shall I continue? You have friends. You have a loving mother. You’re not sickly and bedridden.
I’m thankful for all of that, but my body constantly aches. I’m hungry but we don’t really have food....
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dykeordead asked: 27 - 111 - 200. :3
Do you ever look at some people and ask, "How can...
xwatchingusdietonight:
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skrillectrostep8trillionzillion replied to your post: I’m absolutely miserable at the moment.
Hooray! Me toO!
We should go be miserable together or something.
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zmaskm replied to your post: I’m absolutely miserable at the moment.
Well stop it. It weakens your immune system and that’s bad for you.
I don’t really have much to be happy over, if you want me to be honest.