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theworldoftheruins:

That moment when you realize that your belly button is a scar.

A scar that almost everyone has.

When they cut your umbilical cord when you’re being born, you’re left with the belly button, a scar.

So when someone says they have no scars, just poke their belly button

And laugh 

thisfandomruinedmylife:

i just wanna cuddle on someones lap like a pet

finnybbdtkman:

Pansexual + Asexual = Panerasexual

Lol… Breadsexuals

"Experiencing you is like hearing the best parts to all my favorite songs playing at once and god, I don’t know how I got so lucky to be able to hear that sound every day."
Please don’t turn it off. (via aimzees)
one-blase-turtle:

Dammit, Vitamin Water

one-blase-turtle:

Dammit, Vitamin Water

sebastian-rnorgenstern:

Everyone on here really needs to get more sleep

sebastian-rnorgenstern:

Everyone on here really needs to get more sleep

castiels-celestiel-dick:

what if lettuce is actually an animal and the crunch you hear when you eat it is you pulverizing it’s bones

closet-sherlockian:

Shipping Homer
Republican Homer
Tumblr Homer
Student Homer
OTP Homer

Some of my favourite Homers!

  • Straight boys: Hey sexy, let me feel your boobs
  • Me: Fine but close your eyes
  • *presses water balloon filled with pudding into his hand*
  • Straight boys: Omg yeaaah your boobs feel so good are you cumming yet?
simena:

Christian Skredsvig 

simena:

Christian Skredsvig 

Whoever made these is talented as fuck.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor