That moment when you realize that your belly button is a scar.
A scar that almost everyone has.
When they cut your umbilical cord when you’re being born, you’re left with the belly button, a scar.
So when someone says they have no scars, just poke their belly button
i just wanna cuddle on someones lap like a pet
Pansexual + Asexual = Panerasexual
"Experiencing you is like hearing the best parts to all my favorite songs playing at once and god, I don’t know how I got so lucky to be able to hear that sound every day."
Please don’t turn it off. (via aimzees)
what if lettuce is actually an animal and the crunch you hear when you eat it is you pulverizing it’s bones
- Straight boys: Hey sexy, let me feel your boobs
- Me: Fine but close your eyes
- *presses water balloon filled with pudding into his hand*
- Straight boys: Omg yeaaah your boobs feel so good are you cumming yet?